romanticitaliantennis | The Epic Saga of Tiebreak: A Tennis Soap Opera 🎾🍼 (Reply)

It all started with a joke about Jannik’s maternity leave. And now? I've accidentally created an entire tennis fanfiction universe where:

✨ Jannik is thriving, glowing with chilling malevolence and plotting his return in all black to systematically destroy the tour. Villain era? Locked and loaded. Bodies will drop. 💀

😭 Meanwhile, Carlos? Not coping well. He’s waking up at 4 AM, rocking a practice baby doll and whispering, “Tiebreak, do you miss clay? Is it the string tension? Do you need more spin?” Meanwhile, the real Tiebreak is crying in the background because they miss primecaraz and just want their father to win a match again. 😩

🍼 Yes, that’s right. Their child is named Tiebreak. Because from the moment they came into existence, they’ve been serving up tension, drama, and emotional devastation like a deciding set at Wimbledon.

And now?

💜 Carlos is emotionally compromised.
🎾 Jannik is ready to return and terrorize everyone.
👶 Tiebreak is quietly judging both of them.

Someone send Carlos to a parenting class before he tries to hire a sleep coach for a plastic baby. And someone warn the ATP that Villain Jannik is coming back with no mercy.

Mourn the tour